If today’s first lesson was to camp it up and go uber-gay, then when the song you choose to cover is already both of those things you only have one option:
Be arch, too.
And maybe throw in a Broadway choir for good measure.
Or, to put it another way: be the Pet Shop Boys.
And as a reminder of just how brilliant Pet Shop Boys are, here’s the video too. You’re welcome.
More soon. Obvs.