Friday Night Music Club Vol 55

Friday night is upon us again, and that can only mean one thing: a new mix of tip-top tunes from yours truly. (Well, actually, it can mean a lot of things: a Friday night takeaway, a couple of post-work pints, you get the gist. What I’m saying is: there’s room in your hectic playboy/girl lifestyle for this too).

This week’s mix has been picked from the debris of the one I mentioned having jetisoned last time out, but don’t let that put you off. I’ve over-run the usual 60 minutes mark, mostly because I was enjoying this one so much I kept lobbing in extra tracks until I decided to rest back, fully satisfied and fit to burst.

What we have this week, is a load of songs which mostly fall into the following categories: quiet build up; wicked bassline; who are these/I’ve forgotten about these/where are they now?; absolute stone cold classic. I’ll let you decide which falls into which box.

So welcome one and all, to this week’s mix for which I’ve done some sleeve notes, and included links so you can stream the individual song or album it comes from (don’t get used to this level of customer service, by the way), so I won’t waste any more time with my attempts to fashion a new introduction, let’s crack straight on shall we?

Friday Night Music Club Vol 55

  1. Kevin McDermott Orchestra – Mother Nature’s Kitchen

This is from 1989, but ignore the ever-so-slightly egotostical grandeur of the mention of Orchestra in the title. This is good old fashioned acoustic-driven folk/rock, like Mumford & Sons could have been if they weren’t insistent on being awful.

2. World Party – Ship Of Fools

I was very sad to hear of the passing of World Party main man, and ex-Waterboy, Karl Wallinger recently. I’ve been meaning to write something about how much I love their first album, Private Revolution, from which this is lifted, for a while, as a kind of eulogy, but time pressures blahblahblah. Maybe I’ll do something for SWC’s continually excellent Nearly Perfect Albums series over at No Badger Required. We’ll see.

3. The Charlatans – Forever

If you’ve ever been to see The Charlatans play live – and if you haven’t that’s something you should rectify as soon as possible – you’ll know that often – not always – they kick things off with this. It’s a near-perfect intro tune, the opening track on their 1999 Us and Us Only album, one of their finest in my opinion, and lawd knows they’ve been around for a goodly while, so it’s up against some stiff competition.

4. We Have Band – Hear It In The Cans

This lot should have been huge. I mean, listen to this: bouncy bass, spiky guitars, boy/girl shared vocals – I’m probably doing them a dis-service here, but I can imagine early B-52’s doing this, and I totally mean that as a compliment. This is from their debut album from 2010, WHB, a moniker under which they released further stuff, but, according to their wiki page, nothing since 2014, which is disappointing, because this is, well, just ace.

5. Metronomy – The Bay (Erol Alkan’s Extended Rework)

More boy/girl vocals and harmonies, more bouncing basslines, stretched out by DJ hero of mine, Erol Alkan. The original can be found on their 2011 album The English Riviera.

All these irresistable basslines mean I can’t resist, and nor can Alan…

Smooth.

6. Saint Etienne – Sylvie

Classic kitsch from Sarah, Bob and Pete. You don’t need me to tell you how ace they are/this is. It’s Saint Etienne, therefore….From their 1998 Good Humor album.

7. EMF – I Believe

It always struck me as amusing that their follow-up to the massive was Unbelieveable was a song called I Believe. If only they’d called the next one Now You Mention It, That’s a Thinker. From 1991’s Schubert Dip album.

8. Jesus Jones – Bring It On Down

Look, I know that time and history may not look favourably upon the likes of Jesus Jones. But what I think is often over-looked is how, with their blend of guitars and samples, bands like this very much laid the groundwork for devoted guitar obsessed indie kids, as I was back in 1989 (on their Liquidizer album) to like dance music. This was precursor for what was to follow: baggy, Madchester, indie/dance crossover, Screamadelica. It may have taken hold eventually, but it was because of the stuff that Jones’ and their likes released that blinkered idiots like me we were more receptive.

9. Pop Will Eat Itself – Def Con One

Ditto.

I bought this on 7″ single at college. with the specific intention of dropping it at the Indie Night I was DJ’ing at. Imagine my disappointment, and embarrasment having not listened to it before I played it out, that I’d bought the BBC-friendly version, where the integral “Big Mac” line had been changed to “Milk Shake”. How I ever managed to recover any credibility I’ll never know. You’ll find this of-it’s-time belter on 16 Different Flavours of Hell.

10. The Wonder Stuff – Don’t Let Me Down, Gently

Since we’re in the Black Country, an absolute banger from popular rhyming slang Miles Hunt and the boys, this, the first single from their 1989 second album Hup!, reached #19 in the UK charts, and deserved to have got a lot higher.

11. Crazyhead – What Gives You the Idea That You’re so Amazing Baby?

I’m not going to pretend this is a fine moment, let alone this Leicester band’s finest moment, but it does have one of the greatest titles of a single ever. This lot played the Students Union in my first year, before I was involved in the Ents side of things. I went to see them, liked them, but recall a conversation in the gents afterwards with a random which went pretty much like this:

Random: What did you think of them that, mate?

Me: Thought they were alright. Not sure about some of the song titles, though. I mean “I Don’t Want That Pint of Blood”? C’mon….

The song in question is actually I Don’t Want That Kind of Love and I was an idiot. Listen to their Desert Orchid album and tell me I’m a fool to have misheard.

12. The Jesus & Mary Chain – Taste of Cindy

There are three reasons this is here:

i) it’s ace

ii) it works at this point in the mix

iii) It provides a handy link to the next record, which you won’t know

13. John Moore & The Expressway – Something About You Girl

John Moore was, briefly, in The Jesus & Mary Chain. He took over from Bobby Gillespie on his very taxing drum duties, later moving to guitar, but left the band in 1988. He’s probably better know now for his involvement in Black Box Recorder, but this is what he did in between.

14. Westworld – Sonic Boom Boy

Whenever I hear this record, I immediately think of my old mate Tony, sadly no longer with us. Back in 2016, on what would have been his 50th birthday, I wrote this:

He sidled up to me once in the Sixth Form Common Room; a mixtape I had made was playing, and suddenly I was aware that Tony was standing by my side.

“This should be number one, shouldn’t it, mate?” he whispered to me.

In an ideal world, Tony, yes, it should have been. (It got to Number 11.)

And he was right, it should have been Number One because it’s bloody great, far better than most of the old tosh that was cluttering up the UK Singles Charts at the time. Who cares that they released nothing else of any note? That is a great record. Westworld were The Ting Tings of the 80s, only without the number one hit record.

I stand by that.

On a related note: I’m going to see The Wedding Present play in Cambridge in a couple of weeks (May 3rd). Tony would have loved to have been there, but for fairly obvious reasons, can’t be. As it happens, a mate who was supposed to be joining me and my old mate Richie has dropped out, so if you know anyone in the area who fancies joining us, let them know I have a spare, and to contact me via the Comments or by email.

15. Cliff Bennett & The Rebel Rousers – Got to Get You Into My Life

A Northern Soul-esque version of what is probably one of my favourite Beatles songs.

16. The Webb Brothers – I Can’t Believe You’re Gone

One of the tunes salvaged from the wreckage of that mix I mentioned last week. The Webb Brothers are the sons of Jimmy Webb, and that discarded mix ended with a run of Webb-related songs; this (from 2000’s wonderful Maroon album), the next song in this mix, and, sandwiched in-between, actor Richard Harris’ version of the Jimmy Webb MacArthur Park, which, much as I love it, I decided you probably don’t need to hear.

16. Glenn Campbell – Witchita Lineman

Written by Jimmy Webb, this is just one of the greatest records ever made. Fact.

That’s yer lot. ‘Til next time…

More soon.

Friday Night Music Club Vol 40

Well, here we are again.

It’s Friday!

It’s Night! (at least it is here in the UK).

It’s time for the Friday Night Music Club!

You’re right. It’s not as catchy as this:

I’ll work on it, I promise.

Anyhoo, this is the 40th edition of the Friday Night Music Club, and I intended to mark it with an absolute banger, but then I figured: 50 is only 10 away, I’ll keep my powder dry for that.

That’s not to say I think that this one isn’t much cop, because it is. Just, there’s more to come.

And a rarity this week: a mix which features neither The Wedding Present or Super Furry Animals. How ever have I coped??

Well, you’ll see. But first, there’s one tune this week which, unless I’ve misheard the lyrics, deserves one of these:

Actually, it seems there are two songs which require this warning, but I’m not so sure. You’ll see what I mean…

So, let’s crack on, shall we?

Friday Night Music Club Vol 40

And here’s your track-listing and, yes, for the second week running, even though I said I wouldn’t be doing them any more, sleeve-notes:

  1. The Jesus & Mary Chain – Just Like Honey

This absolute beauty always seems to end up at the end of Indie-mixes, I think probably because of where it sits in Lost of Translation, the wonderful Bill Murray/Scarlett Johansen movie, and where it figures in that (at the end) and the subsequent resurgance of interest in the works of the Reid brothers that aren’t The Proclaimers. But I say “No!” Stick it right at the top where we can all enjoy it’s majesty.

2. The Stone Roses – This Is The One

Speaking of majesty, an often over-looked track from their debut album.

It’s funny how songs can transport you back to a moment, often insignificant, but a memory nonetheless. Back when I was at college – and, before I go any further, I know this is neither an interesting or amusing anecdote – me and a girl I was moderately obsessed with at college (but who I spectacularly failed to get anywhere with, shifted far too quickly in to the Friend Zone for my liking as I was) were going to spend an evening at a mutual friend’s house, which neither of us had visited before. As we walked down the road towards his house, one of us pointed at a house and said “I think this is the one”. It wasn’t. The other said “No, this is the one” and so we went on, pointing at houses and singing this song. See, I told you it wasn’t a great anecdote, but still, whenever I hear this, I’m transported back to that dark November evening. And it pisses me right off.

3. Björk – Army Of Me

Another one of those: yes, it may have cropped up on one of those Top of the Pops reruns on BBC4 the other week, but honestly, this mix was in its first draft then, and this was already on it.

It’s staggering to me that Björk is mostly remembered by the masses for It’s Oh So Quiet rather than this or, let’s be honest, her first album, which is pretty much flawless in my book.

4. The Chemical Brothers (feat. Kele Okereke) – Believe

Nothing to say about this, other than it’s a banger (obvs) and that it sounded right, right here.

5. The Rapture – Whoo! Alright-Yeah… Uh Huh

Proving they weren’t just all about the House of Jealous Lovers, this is the tune which attracts that parental warning for – and I haven’t checked that I’ve not misheard – their use of the C-Bomb in this one. I have no problem with it’s useage per se but I appreciate some do, and you can only use it in certain company. Personally, I wish all the stigma was removed, and it entered into everyday use. I think most would be perfectly happy to see our licence fee spent paying newsreaders to use it sparingly, but where deserved. Imagine the news starting with: “That spineless C* Rishi Sunak still hasn’t sacked that useless, inflamatory C* Suella Braverman.” I mean, it’s not partisan, but it is accurate.

6. Girls Aloud – No Good Advice (Parental Advisory Version)

The first Girls Aloud record I ever bought. I wasn’t fussed on Sound of the Underground at the time, but don’t let yourself think that precludes it from featuring here at some point. Anyway, I cannot spot any difference in the lyrics between this version and the radio-safe single version to warrant the ‘Parental Advisory Version’ tag, but I’m not in marketing, what do I know?

7. The Knack – My Sharona

Because if you’re going to post No Good Advice then you have to post the song it nicked (You can’t say that – Legal Ed.) borrowed (or that – Legal Ed.) seems to have been heavily influenced by (I think that’s ok – Legal Ed.)

8. Lloyd Cole & the Commotions – Rich

Included for the following reasons: 1) having seen Lloyd live a couple of weeks ago, I’m mildly obsessed; 2) this is bloody great, and 3) the drums fit with My Sharona. It’s not exactly rocket science, this, is it?

9. Strawberry Switchblade – Since Yesterday

Staying North of the Border for the time being, I need no reason to include this other than, after all these years (it was released in 1985) it still sounds as ruddy marvellous as it did back then.

10. Belle & Sebastian – Waiting For The Moon To Rise

From their extensive back-catalogue, I’ve lifted this from my favourite album by them (don’t @ me), the superbly titled: Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like A Peasant.

11. Acid House Kings – Do What You Wanna Do

Positive message #1 time. Hear what they say, then put it into action, preferably whilst pretending to be Scandinavian and wearing a beige roll-neck sweater.

12. Sweet Sensation – Sad Sweet Dreamer

It’s been a while since I slung in a cheesy 70s tune, so this is me making up for lost time.

13. Madonna – Papa Don’t Preach

Madge, if we are to believe the lyrics, refused to remain a sad sweet dreamer, and instead did what she wanted to do. Her Papa in the video, played by Danny Aiello in the video, dressed in, as I recall, a rather unflattering white vest, didn’t preach, he just rolled his eyes. Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie probably did the same.

14. Smokey Robinson – Shop Around

Madge, if she wasn’t going to listen to Danny, should perhaps have listened to Smokey’s Mama, and then she wouldn’t have been in the fictional mess she found herself in.

15. 10,000 Maniacs – Stockton Gala Days (MTV Unplugged version)

A first for the Friday Night Music Club (I think) – a live performance. I have waxed lyrical about this record on these pages before, and I stand by every word. I adore Natalie Merchant’s vocals generally, and love the original version of this (from their 1992 album Our Time In Eden) but man alive! There’s not a song on their 1993 MTV Unplugged album that I don’t think is better than the original. Invest, it’s worth it, I promise.

16. The Folksmen, Mitch & Mickey, The New Main Street Singers – A Mighty Wind

Positive message #2. And so, for the second week running, I’m ending on a message of peace. Yes, it’s from the team that brought us This is Spinal Tap; yes, the film is a bit of a piss-take of the US folk scene, but yes! This, God-bothering subtext aside, is bloody great. Enjoy.

More soon.

Friday Night Music Club Vol 5.3

Well, we seem to have made it to Friday Night again, which means it’s time for the next session of Music Club mixes, and speifically, Volume 5.3.

And you’ll be surprised to learn that, despite that dancing Darth gif up there, I haven’t included Can You Feel The Force? or any other Star Wars related tunes, nor anything by The Beautiful Sith in this one. Trust me though, had I stumbled across the gif earlier than I did, I would probably have redone the mix to include any and all of them.

“So what have I got lined up for you this time?” I sense you yawn.

Oh you know, just the usual mish-mash carefully crafted mix of house classics, unforgiveable Europop, a bunch of truly great 60s and 70s cover versions by 60s and 70s artists, followed by a veritable deluge of indie classics before rounding things off with an utterly filthy (even by their standards) tune by GLC which definitely deserves one of these:

Sounds good, no? No? What do you mean “no”?

*Sits in the corner, arms folded, glowering*

Right, let’s crack on then shall we? Off we pop with 19 songs and 2 guest vocalists in 62 minutes:

Friday Night Music Club Vol 5.3

And here’s your track-listing and sleeve notes:

  1. Farley ‘Jackmaster’ Funk feat. Darryl Pandy – Love Can’t Turn Around

Eschewing my usual slow-burner start for this House classic, and part of a two-header of songs with guest vocalists. I hated this when I first heard it, on an edition of Top of the Pops back in 1986, which is no surprise given my aversion to any record which didn’t feature guitars. At the time I considered it just a fat sweaty bloke bellowing over some synths. How wrong is it possible to be?

2. Bran Van 3000 – Astounded

And that’s none other than Curtis Mayfield providing the vocals. OK, strictly speaking it’s a sample, but it’s not quite as straight-forwards as that; this explanation from wiki: “Bran Van 3000 member James Di Salvio approached Curtis Mayfield with the idea of collaborating months before his death in 1999. Mayfield was too ill to contribute a vocal, but weeks before his death, he gave Di Salvio permission to pull through his archives, which is where he discovered an unused vocal Mayfield recorded in the 1980s. With Mayfield’s permission, that vocal was incorporated into “Astounded.”

3. Moony – Dove [I’ll Be Loving You] (T&F vs Moltosugo Radio Mix)

Cheesy Europop ahoy! Actually, I really like this one, especially this mix, which is the bestest of all the mixes, with the possible exception of the Almighty Records remix, which I definitely didn’t try and blag a free copy of from Hel when she used to work there.

4. DB Boulevard – Point of View

Ok, you could argue that this is a tad on the Europop side too, but it contains a sample from ultra-cool French band Phoenix’s Heatwave, which lifts it above other songs which fall into that category.

5. Stevie Wonder – We Can Work It Out

On to some cover versions, and a bit of class. This is from Wonder’s wonderful 1970 Signed, Sealed, Delivered album, which also contains a song called Never Had a Dream Come True, which is definitely not the same song as the one S Club 7 had a hit with in 2000.

6. Nancy Sinatra – Day Tripper

Nancy turned 83 this week. And this sassy, parping version of The Beatles tune is just fabulous. So there.

7. Yvonne Elliman – I Can’t Explain

If ever a singer needed to have her career written about, then it’s Elliman. Born in Honalulu, she moved to London and began singing in bars and clubs in 1969. She was discovered by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber, who asked her to sing Mary Magdalene’s part for the original audio recording of Jesus Christ Superstar which featured Deep Purple frontman Ian Gillan singing as Jesus. She later joined the stage show’s traveling cast, and moved to New York in 1971 for the Broadway production of Jesus Christ, Superstar, and sang backing vocals on Eric Clapton’s version of Bob Marley’s I Shot the Sheriff, went on to tour as part of Clapton’s band and appears on four of his albums. In 1977, the Bee Gees wrote How Deep is Your Love for her, but they were over-ruled by record boss Robert Stigwood who wanted the Gibb brothers to record it. Instead, she was given If I Can’t Have You; both songs appear on the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever, and her song went to #1.

This cover of The Who song features on her 1973 album Food of Love, and you can spot the influence of living in early 70s New York; Fatboy Slim certainly could, sampling it on his single Going Out of My Head, which was the third and final single from his ruddy-brilliant debut album Better Living Through Chemistry.

8. Clout – Substitute

I bloody love this record so much. And it’s a cover of a song by The Righteous Brothers. No, really.

9. Erasure – Stop!

What were/are Erasure, the fourth or fifth stage (after Depeche Mode, Yazoo, The Assembly…did I miss anything from his highly prolific career…?) in Vince Clarke’s plan for world domination? Of course, his most succesful and enduring collaboration came when he paired up with flamboyant son of Peterborough Andy Bell (not to be confused with the Ride/Oasis/Hurricane #1 guitarist of the same name, of course). I did a search to see how many other famous people come from Peterborough, and namaged to track down about 15 of them. My name was not included (yet).

10. The Flaming Lips – The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song

American psyche-rock group in political song shocker! The main thrust of this seems to be: you think politicians are all corrupt, power-mad warmongers? How well would you do in their position?

11. Violent Femmes – Blister in the Sun

Opening track from an actually perfect debut album. But you knew that already, right? Gawd knows I’ve mentioned it enought times on these pages.

12. Idlewild – You Held The World In Your Arms

The biggest hit from these Scottish indie scallywags (not that it’s up against much competition…)

13. Pixies – Allison

You don’t need me to tell you why this is ace, do you? (Part 1)

14. Primal Scream – Ivy Ivy Ivy

Should you ever need confirming just how influential Andrew Weatherall was on the Scream’s 1991 classic Screamadelica, then just cock an ear in the direction of the albums they released before it, like their eponymously-titled second album, relesed two years earlier, from wnce this is lifted.

15. The Jesus & Mary Chain – Taste of Cindy

You don’t need me to tell you why this is ace, do you? (Part 2)

16. Manic Street Preachers – Faster

When they burst onto the scene with their feather-boas and eyeliner back in 1992, they announced their debut album Generation Terrorists would be their only record. The idea of making one great record and then disappearing completely seemed impossibly cool. Thank goodness they resisted the temptation, or we would never have got the utterly brilliant in-your-face The Holy Bible two years later, and by extension, this.

17. The Smiths – What Difference Does It Make

Still gives me goose-bumps and makes me want to whirl my cardigan around the room all these years later, irrespective of what a twat he is these days.

18. Echo & The Bunnymen – The Cutter

Ditto, only substitue whirling my cardigan for standing in a raincoat looking dour.

19. Goldie Lookin Chain – Sister

Utter filth. You’ve been warned.

That’s yer lot for another week. Next time, I’ll be polishing off the admin that is posting these split down Volume 5’s, and we can get back to normal again.

    By which I mean: more soon.

    Friday Night Music Club Vol 24

    Whilst I was off, towards the end of 2022, there was a sudden rush of celebrity/musician deaths. It almost seemed like they knew what 2023 held in store and just preferred to shuffle off this mortal coil rather than face it.

    Although I easily could, it seems to me a little odd to write a eulogy to them this late after the event of their sad passing; so instead I’ve done a mix which includes the three I was most upset by, and some other tunes by (at the time of writing) musicians who are very much alive. God, I hope I haven’t jinxed them now..

    So, here you go, this week’s mix. I do often have to rein myself in when I have a theme to provide a mix for/about, and I think I’ve managed it this time: a homage (but not exclusively limited) to Terry Hall, Maxi Jazz and Martin Duffy, at least one of whom some may need guidance as to their importance and why they should, and will, be missed:

    Friday Night Music Club Vol 24

    And here’s your track-listing with explanatory sleeve notes:

    1. Terry, Blair & Anouchka – Missing

    I’m probably not alone in being most shocked and saddened by the sudden passing of Terry Hall. I first remember encountering his dulcet tones on The Specials’ Too Much Too Young, a record which, when it came out in 1980, I was too young to understand. Similarly, the subject matter of Ghost Town was, at the time, way above my head – but I remember associating Terry with the lively, upbeat sounding bit in the middle (“Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town?/We danced and sang, and the music played in a de boomtown.“), so I was always slightly bemused by the popular opinion of him as a bit of miserablist.

    Whilst I saw many tributes to Terry online after his very sad passing, very few of them featured anything from his brief Terry, Blair & Anouchka incarnation, so I thought I should redress that.  He teamed up with American actress Blair Booth and jeweller (!?) Anouchka Grose and began recording under the aforementioned moniker in 1989. Two singles were criminally ignored, both only scraping into the top 80 of the UK Singles Chart.  This, the first single, made it to #75. It deserved better.

    2. The Lightning Seeds – Sense

    Collaborations with Ian Broudie were plentiful, but for my money Terry’s vocals absolutely make this version (more so than his own version).

    3. The Go-Go’s – Our Lips Are Sealed

    Also recorded by Fun Boy Three (sorry, this version is just superior, if only because it allows me to imagine I’m in a sordid, secret relationship with Belinda Carlisle) this was co-written by Terry and Go-Go’s guitarist Jane Wiedlin. Possibly the greatest pop record ever made. If Terry Hall had done nothing else, his involvement in this alone should earn him our undying respect and love.

    4. Elvis Costello & The Attractions – I Can’t Stand Up For Falling Down

    Although Mr McManus had a C-word (not that one) health scare a couple of years ago, he’s still with us at the time of writing. Originally recorded by legendary soul act Sam & Dave, this appeared on Elvis’ 1980 Get Happy! album, which is worth 35 minutes or so of your time if you’ve not had the pleasure.

    5. Dave Edmunds – Girls Talk

    Also not dead (although I did have to check). From hereon in, assume the artiste in question is alive and kicking unless I say otherwise, otherwise it will get pretty tedious if I just keep saying they’re not dead. I’ve been wanting to post this tune, which I love, for a while now, and right here it just seemed to fit.

    6. Moloko – Pure Pleasure Seeker

    This is from the Things to Make and Do, the same album as The Time Is Now and Sing It Back (the latter admittedly tagged on with the smasheroo Boris Musical Mix version), which means this tune is often overlooked, unless you’re making adverts for beds (I think). Reclaiming this one back from the evil clutches of capitalism (right on, brothers and sisters).

    7. The Steve Miller Band – Abracadabra

    Shush. It’s a tune. And a mighty fine one, at that. Dislike it at your peril.

    8. Cornershop – Brimful Of Asha (Norman Cook Remix)

    Since watching the Fatboy Slim/Brighton beach documentary recently, I’ve been on a bit of a Norm-trip. A Cook-off, if you will. So this is included just as a reminder of how ace it is. (Around the time this came out, I remember seeing an interview with Norm, where he warned Jason Nevins, having success with a Run-DMC remix, not to spread himself too thinly with his remixes, which frankly seemed a bit rich…)

    9. Wild Child – Renegade Master

    …especially as Norm remixed this.

    10. Faithless – Mass Destruction

    Back to the death roll-call I’m afraid. Maxi Jazz and Faithless made mostly inspiring, upbeat, trance-based club records, and were an incredible live act that I had the pleasure of seeing a couple of times. I’m sure you’re mostly familiar with their biggest hits: Insomnia, We Come 1 and God is a DJ; they all featured highly in the post-passing articles and tributes I read, but less so this brilliant articulation of, amongst other things, dismay at disinformation that was, released in 2004, way ahead of its time, the term fake news not entering the zeitgeist until several years later. It’s still, sadly, just as relevant today.

    11. Belinda Carlisle – (We Want) The Same Thing

    I don’t really need to justify the inclusion of this, do I? Good. Thought not. It’s ace, and that will suffice.

    12. Violent Femmes – Prove My Love

    “Third verse, same as the first!”

    13. Pixies – Head On

    Ironically, or perhaps appropriately, given it’s title, a double-header with…

    14. The Jesus & Mary Chain – Far Gone and Out

    …this, who originally wrote and performed Head On, so it didn’t seem right to omit them from this mix.

    15. Felt – I Will Die With My Head In Flames

    Martin Duffy’s sudden death in December, as a result of a brain injury following a fall at his home, was both saddening and shocking. He had first come to prominence as keyboard player in the always under-rated indie band Felt. This, short but sweet, little beauty never appeared on an actual Felt album (compilations aside) and was the B-side (or possibly the 2nd track on an AA side, I’m not entirely sure) to 1986’s Rain of Crystal Spires, which, needless to say of all Felt records, and pretty much every record that Felt mainman Lawrence has been involved in, was unjustly ignored by Joe Public, the idiot.

    16. The Colourfield – Thinking of You

    As I believe I mentioned recently, it’s always nice to have your musical taste supported, and such was the case when I tweeted about how sad I was about Terry’s passing: my old mucker Heledd replied: “Thinking of You always reminds me of you – you were the first person I met who loved it as much as me.”

    I can think of worse records to be associated with.

    17. Primal Scream – Shoot Speed/Kill Light

    After Felt disbanded/fell apart, Martin Duffy became a full-time member of Primal Scream. His passing inspired the band to release this statement: “We’re all so sad…Martin was the most musically talented of all of us. (He) could play piano to the level where he was feted not just by his peers in British music, but old school master American musicians such as James Luther Dickinson, Roger Hawkins, David Hood (and) producer Tom Dowd”.

    18. The Charlatans – Just When You’re Thinkin’ Things Over

    It wasn’t just the Primals who mourned him; following the death of founding member Rob Collins, Martin learned all of The Charlatan’s songs in three weeks so that he could appear with them supporting Oasis at their legendary and record-breaking gigs at Knebworth in 1996. He also contributed keyboard parts to the band’s fifth album Tellin’ Stories. Here’s Charlatans front man and National Treasure in waiting, Tim Burgess: “(Martin) stepped in to save the Charlatans when we lost Rob – he played with us at Knebworth and was a true friend. He toured with me in my solo band too – he was a pleasure to spend time with”.

    This isn’t on Tellin’ Stories, but was the single The Charlatans had out at around the time of those Knebworth gigs, so undoubtedly Martin would have learned it.

    19. The Specials – Enjoy Yourself

    “Hello. My name’s Terry and I’m going to enjoy myself first.”

    Enough said.

    More soon.

    Friday Night Music Club

    Here we are again, and this week, as ‘promised’ a completely new mix for your Friday Night enjoyment.

    Not much to say about this one (man alive, I know how to pitch!), except to say that after the first track, it goes a little bit Radio 2 for a few songs (which is no bad thing in my book), before diving head-long into a right old Indie disco, starting off over in the USA (and mostly New York) before switching to some tunes which are unmistakeably British, along with a rip-roaring final track to bring matters to a close.

    Here comes the disclaimer: any skips or jumps are down to the mixing software (there’s one biggie in the first tune, but other than that it seems to have behaved itself this time); any mis-timed mixes are down to me; all record selections are mine.

    Friday Night Music Club Vol 9

    And here’s your track-listing:

    1. The Jesus & Mary Chain – Darklands
    2. Eagle-Eye Cherry – Save Tonight
    3. The Pretenders – Back on the Chain Gang
    4. Electric Light Orchestra – Sweet Talkin’ Woman
    5. Eagles – Take It Easy
    6. The Lemonheads – You Can Take It With You
    7. The Wedding Present – Go-Go Dancer
    8. Redd Kross – How Much More
    9. The Go-Go’s – Beatnik Beach
    10. Ramones – Rockaway Beach
    11. Kings of Leon – The Bucket
    12. Weezer – Hash Pipe
    13. Interpol – Slow Hands
    14. The Strokes – Reptilia
    15. Fountains of Wayne – Radiation Vibe
    16. David Devant & His Spirit Wife – Ginger
    17. Cud – One Giant Love
    18. Status Quo – Mystery Song (album version)

    Long-term readers should not read anything into the inclusion of the third tune. It’s not coming back.

    More soon.

    Meaty, Beaty, Dead and Buried

    So, for the second week running, I find myself having to write about the passing of a legend. Last week I dodged the sadness of Ronnie Spector’s death by passing it to a fellow blogger who had already written a beautiful piece which said all that I wanted to say, but I suspect the love from the blogging community at the news that Michael Lee Aday aka Meat Loaf has died may be a little thinner on the ground.

    So here’s the first thing I want to say: Bat Out of Hell is a great record. Just because it’s one of the most commercially successful records ever does not make it a bad record. You know that phrase: 50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong? Well, yes they can, but in the case of Bat Out of Hell (and, fair dues, Elvis too) they’re not.

    I’ve written about my love for that album before, here, should you wish to check it out.

    Although he hasn’t made a record I liked for 40 years or so, and anything he did release which didn’t involve Jim Steinman should really be avoided, I loved Meat Loaf for he was the soundtrack to a part of my youth.

    There was a really good documentary on BBC4 last night about him, called Meat Loaf: In and Out of Hell which I can thoroughly recommend. If you’re in the UK it’s currently available to stream on the BBC iPlayer.

    But I’ve noticed a worrying trend starting with these two most recent celebrity deaths. Is there a link? Or is this just a way for me to shoehorn a loads of great songs into one post?

    Well, the latter, obviously.

    I speak of course of the By My Baby drums.

    Listen to this:

    The Ronettes – Be My Baby

    That there drum fill at the start of the record, echoed throughout, is an iconic pop sound, often lifted, appropriated, referenced, stolen, call it what you will by acts that followed.

    For example, here’s a song by Meat Loaf which has it all the way through:

    Meat Loaf – You Took The Word Right Out Of My Mouth

    So if the curse of the Be My Baby drums is true (which it isn’t) then this lot need to start worrying:

    Bat For Lashes – What’s a Girl To Do

    and:

    The Jesus & Mary Chain – Just Like Honey

    and:

    Manic Street Preachers – Everything Must Go

    and:

    Camera Obscura – Eighties Fan

    and:

    Car Seat Headrest – My Boy (Twin Fantasy)

    and:

    Lana Del Ray (feat. The Weeknd) – Lust for Life

    (Tempting fate a bit with that title, Lana…)

    and finally:

    Amy Winehouse – Back to Black

    Ah. Fair point. Bit late to warn her, I suppose.

    Still, this just proves my point (which I’m obviously not seriously making).

    Anyway…

    More soon.

    The Chain #51

    “Just one week off, please, one week where nothing happens to get my goat, one week where I can post something nice and positive of a Saturday morning. That’s all I ask,” I wrote last week.

    A tap on the shoulder from my alter ego.

    “There’s always The Chain, which you moved to a Saturday morning…”

    Ohhhh yes. Totally forgot about that!

    And so I revisited the last post I did in The Chain, and find it was so long ago – December 2020 – that I had the audacity to mention Spurs winning a game of kickball, which hasn’t aged at all well.

    So, let’s pick up where we left off all those months ago, with the next record in The Chain that I invited suggestions for. This record:

    The Coasters – Charlie Brown

    OK, so you can probably guess where most of the suggestions stem from, but we’ll start off with a suggestion by George (not of ASDA).

    “Two members of The Coasters used to be in The Robins, who’s best song, and this will undoubtedly be the best song on the next Chain, was Smokey Joe’s Cafe. Which was written by Leiber and Stoller.”

    Undoubtedly (we’ll see….):

    The Robins – Smokey Joe’s Cafe

    So, slightly obscure link dispensed with, let’s address the elephant in the room. There are at least two Charlie Browns, the one in the Coasters song of the same name, and the one that we’re probably all more familiar with, from the Peanuts cartoon.

    So let’s kick off properly with songs which reference Charlie Brown, and I’ll hand over to Hal, who explains and suggests thusly: Thirty years ago (30 years FFS…) Jim Bob & Fruit Bat released 101 Damnations which featured…:

    Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine – Good Grief Charlie Brown

    Hal’s “FFS” is of course Young People Speak for “For Flip’s Sake” [Are you sure about this?- Ed], and is often used when one encounters an anniversary of an event considered to have occurred relatively recently, but which transpires to have actually been much earlier, thereby adding to our feelings of old age and past-it-ness. Don’t be fooled by Hal’s use of Young People Speak, for he is as old as we are, which is why he can conjure up such selections from hitherto forgotten bands such as Carter USM (as I believe the “kids” on “the” “street” refer to them these days, if they do at all).

    Hal is to be celebrated for refusing to accept that thirty years have passed since that monumental occasion, oft referred to in history books, as the year of Our Lord 19 Hundred and Ninety, the year Carter USM released their debut album.

    And he’s right to refuse to accept this, because as the album came out in January 1990, it’s actually 31 years now. Sorry, Hal!

    Staying on the Charlie Brown link, here’s Swiss Adam from Bagging Area who not only suggests a song linked to our favourite wibble-mouthed cartoon character, he also introduces a much needed touch of class:

    Echo and the Bunnymen’s Bring On The Dancing Horses covers Charlie Brown in its first 2 lines via Jimmy Brown and Charlie Clown…

    Jimmy Brown Made Of Stone

    Charlie Clown No Way Home

    Echo & The Bunnymen – Bring On The Dancing Horses

    But here’s Rigid Digit, dragging us back into Carter USM territory:

    Carter USM’s Falling On A Bruise includes the line: “You win some and you lose some, you save nothing, nothing for a rainy day, You need your nutra-sweet daddy or some Peppermint Patty”

    Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine – Falling on a Bruise

    Perhaps I should explain. Charlie Brown, as well as being the hapless character in The Coasters records, shares his name with a character in a cartoon written by Shultz called Peanuts.

    Cue the next suggestion from Rigid Digit:

    Ok, maybe not that Peanuts…

    …or this one, suggested by Phonic Pat:

    Warmduscher – Disco Peanuts

    …but within the cartoon strip known as Peanuts, there are many characters who do have their names crop up in songs. Peppermint Patty is one of them, and here she is again, courtesy of TheRobster:

    And then there’s Nobody Speak by DJ Shadow & Run The Jewels which includes the line “I walk Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty, Linus and Lucy / Put coke in the doobie roll moodies to smoke with Snoopy'”

    DJ Shadow feat. Run The Jewels – Nobody Speak

    Who else? Well, The Robster doesn’t stop there, trotting out a litany of characters:

    Joni Mitchell – Woodstock

    Lou Reed – Sally Can’t Dance

    Incredibly, since they only made (if you’re feeling generous) two decent records ever, this lot appear for the second edition on the trot:

    Hole – Violet

    The Beatles – Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

    Thank you and good luck with your auditions, indeed.

    The Royal Guardsmen – Snoopy vs. The Red Baron

    There was also a band called Linus, continues TheRobster, but I don’t know much about them. Me neither, and I’m not going to do your research for you.

    Another Peanuts character, picks up the Devonian, is Lucy Van Pelt, whose name was taken for a Japanese indiepop band, and then they had a trademark issue with whoever owned Peanuts after Charles Schultz died, so they changed it to Advantage Lucy instead. But from their days as Lucy Van Pelt, I’ll suggest:

    Lucy Van Pelt – Hammock Waltz

    Now when somebody describes a band as being “Japanese indiepop“, I had a pre-conceived idea of what they might sound like, but it was nothing like that. And that’s a good thing – my favourite “never heard of this lot before, must explore” record of the month.

    And then there’s the eponymous Charlie Brown himself, or, as Phonic Pat deliberately mis-spells it to get it fit his next suggestion, Charly:

    The Prodigy – Charly

    Along with his already aired suggestion Rigid Digit also laid claim to some other records being linked, which weren’t (unless I were to allow pun-related tunes, which I might be minded to if we were a little short on the ground of suggestions, which we’re not), so I’m afraid Hang on Snoopy (because it’s Sloopy, not Snoopy) and Oasis’ Don’t Look Back in Anger (because he admits to making up that the line “And so Sally can wait” was written after Noel Gallagher had been watching an episode of Charlie Brown), are both disqualified.

    However, nothing wrong with his two Brown suggestions, even if he does claim that they are both related to Charlie’s non-existent siblings:

    Jim Croce – Bad, Bad Leroy Brown

    and…

    Frank Zappa – Bobby Brown Goes Down

    Maybe Whitney would still be alive if that were true.

    And here’s another Brown suggestion, courtesy of Phonic Pat:

    The Pogues – A Pair Of Brown Eyes

    Devonian is back, with this suggestion: As nobody’s said it yet, “Charlie Brown” is not the only hit song to make use of the hookline “Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”. There’s also

    Bloodhound Gang – Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me?

    I imagine nobody else had suggested that because of the “impression” of a disabled person at the start of it.

    Fortuitously, here’s The Great Gog to save us: The phrase “Why’s Everybody Always Picking On Me?” that features in Charlie Brown also appears in this:

    The Rainmakers – Let My People Go-Go

    I bloody love that record.

    Finally, says Phonic Pat, somewhat presumptuously, but I like this suggestion a lot, so I’ll let it slide, linking the trombone sound the adults make in the Peanuts films, how about a trombone take on the Pixies?

    Alice Donut – Where Is My Mind

    Over to Stevie from Charity Chic now, who has two suggestions for us:

    Best Coast – Boyfriend

    and:

    Coast to Coast – (Do) The Hucklebuck

    Although I get the impression he’s not proud of the second choice, as he signs off with the words “I’ll get my coat.” No need, Stevie, really: all of those rock’n’roll and doo-wop records of the late 70s and early 80s were my introduction to pop music, and I have a soft spot for them all, from Shakin’ Stevens to The Stray Cats, from Coast to Coast to Rocky Sharpe and The Replays.

    What Stevie has inadvertently done there is lead us seamlessly into those suggestions which consider the Coast aspect of the source record, and here’s The Great Gog with another couple:

    I also wonder what type of Coaster the band were named after. A mat on which one places a drink, a person that lives by the sea or a fairground ride? Assuming the latter, we could have:

    The Jesus and Mary Chain – Rollercoaster

    I personally wouldn’t, GG continues, but you may want to include:

    Ronan Keating – Life Is A Rollercoaster

    God, that’s nauseating. Let’s cleanse the palate, sharpish:

    Red Hot Chili Peppers – Love Rollercoaster

    and

    Belle & Sebastian – The Rollercoaster Ride

    Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking: Crikey, he’s been a bit quiet with his own suggestions this time. And you’d be right. Those last two were mine, and so are all of the rest left to go, all of which are Coast-related. To say I picked up on that and ran with it would be an understatement. So strap yourselves in, here we go:

    Broken Social Scene – 7/4 (Shoreline)

    Laura Cantrell – Queen of the Coast

    Maximo Park – The Coast Is Always Changing

    Midfield General – Coastnoise (Dave Clarke remix)

    Blood Orange – Champagne Coast

    If I was still giving out points, I’d have to consider giving myself one for that double coast link as a double pointer.

    Now, some parts of the coast have a beach, some have other geographical characteristics. Where there’s a beach, they tend to fall into two general categories: ones made up of pebbles:

    Pebbles – Girlfriend

    or stones, if you prefer:

    The Rolling Stones – The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

    Seriously, if I was still giving out points, I’d have to consider giving myself one for that Stones/coast link as a double pointer.

    And the second type of beach, after pebbles/stones? Why, a sandy shore, of course!

    Sandie Shaw – Long Live Love

    And close to some coast lines, you’ll find the occasional Cliff:

    Cliff Richard and The Young Ones – Living Doll

    Now, earlier this week it would have been the comic genius Rik Mayall’s birthday, so indulge me for a minute will you?

    Thank you.

    Here’s the moment from the final episode of The Young Ones where it all goes utterly utterly wrong:

    Here’s the video for the song:

    And here’s the gang performing it live for Comic Relief:

    And best of all, here’s the speech Rik gave when he was awarded an Honorary Doctorate. If you’ve never seen this before, I’d heartily recommend you take ten minutes to watch it:

    All that leaves me to do is to announce the source record for next time’s edition, and to express some sympathy to The Robster, who picked the wrong version of the right song:

    Matthews Southern Comfort – Woodstock

    Suggestions via the Comments section below please!

    More soon.

    Friday Night Music Club

    Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, I used to write a series here called Friday Night Music Club.

    Here is what I wrote way back in March 2015 to explain:

    Friends of mine will tell you I love a themed mix tape or CD.

    In my old flat, we used to have what we (ok, I) liked to call The Friday Night Music Club. This would involve us a) getting very drunk b) me shaving my head at some point c) listening to the latest CD mix I’d made (later, when I bought a sound system that allowed me to just plug my iPod in (other mp3 playing devices are available) these mixes got waaaay longer, and probably waaaaay more tedious for the listener) and d) ideally having a bit of a dance.

    I’ve done mix tapes and CDs for friends and family all my life (but you already knew that, right?) but the idea here was to make a series of mix CDs which, when played in sequence, you could play at a house party and which would keep the night bubbling along nicely.

    Actually, this is something I’d already tried a few years earlier. Friends of mine used to have the most excellent parties at their flat on Hilldrop Road, usually with a DJ playing, but on one occasion the DJ – and for that matter, their decks – couldn’t make it. In their absence I prepared a set of 11 CDs – about 15 hours – which, when played in sequence, took you from aperitifs and welcomers, to “go on have a bit of a dance”, through to off your nut party anthems, and then back down to sitting round talking nonsense about radishes until 6am.

    Anyway, back to the Friday Night Music Club. Occasionally I’d make a theme out of the whole thing (hey, if Bob Dylan can do a radio show using the same format, I can do a mix CD, okay?) or do more than one CD and spread the theme out (there was once a 4 CD opus to a former flat mate which deserves a mention in passing) but more often than not the theme would occur to me in the middle of preparing it, and that’d be it…I’d be off….

    As an aside, I appear to have missed some fairly significant landmarks in the history of this place: my first ever post was in September 2013, and if you think my posts are sporadic now, bear in mind that my second post didn’t happen until a year later in 2014. Whatever, a belated 5th anniversary to me!

    Anyway, it was when I became rather fixated on the theme rather than with just posting some songs which sound good when played together that I knocked the Friday Night Music Club series on the head.

    Since there are now more of us are spending our Friday Nights at home, many of us getting drunk, I figured I would bring the series back for at least a one-off for you to use as your sountrack to your Zoom/Houseparty chats. There might be more, I’ve not decided yet.

    Also, this, right here what you’re reading now, is my 1500th post, so I’d like to mark at least one of my landmark posts in a timely manner.

    Ahem.

    That’s better.

    I figured we’d go back to where it all began, to the first few episodes of Friday Night Music Club, but now with fewer attempts to be clever/funny and just more songs to rock your end of the working (from home) week/kids are in bed celebrations.

    Actually, I’d hoped to bring this to you last weekend, in time for the Bank Holiday, but time simply caught up with me, the bastard.

    The initial intention was simply to repost those early “mixes”, with a few new songs thrown in here and there (and some brutally culled). But as I was working on it, it metemporphasised into something different, perhaps better described as a completely new mix of tunes, very loosely hung on the framework of the old ones, in an effort to reinvigorate them, poncey as that may sound.

    If you’d prefer to just listen to this on Spotify, you can do here:

    Friday Night Music Club Vol. 1

    …although a word of warning: Spotify doesn’t have all of the songs in the playlist, so the only real way to enjoy this in it’s full…erm…glory is by ploughing through the links below.

    Oh, and a second word of warning: there’s a fair bit of effin’ and jeffin’ on some of these, so perhaps not for those with young ears.

    Hopefully, there will be something for everyone in here (there’s seventy tunes in just over five hours, so I bloody hope so!), so push back the sofa, get yourself a pint of White Russian (or whatever your weapon of choice is), dim the lights and turn up the volume. Let there be grooves. Let there be guitars. Let there be cheese. Let there be some surprises, some forgotten tunes and some old favourites. Let there be singing. Let there be dancing.

    Tell you what: I’ll play a song or two by way of a little intro whilst you’re getting yourself sorted:

    Patience & Prudence – Tonight You Belong To Me

    The Jesus & Mary Chain – Some Candy Talking

    Richard Hawley – Tonight The Streets Are Ours

    Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons – The Night

    Lykke Li – Get Some

    Richie Havens – Going Back To My Roots (Groove Armada Go North Remix)

    Grace Jones – Pull Up To The Bumper

    Roxy Music – Love Is The Drug

    Earth Wind & Fire – Let’s Groove

    Jackson Sisters – Miracles

    Chic – Good Times (Full-Length Version)

    Double Trouble & Rebel MC – Street Tuff (Scar Radio Mix)

    Adventures Of Stevie V – Dirty Cash (Sold Out Mix Edit)

    Skee-Lo – I Wish

    De La Soul – Me, Myself and I

    N.W.A. – Express Yourself

    Public Enemy – Fight The Power

    Clinton – People Power In The Disco Hour

    Shed 7 – Disco Down

    Los Campesinos! – You! Me! Dancing!

    Cee Lo Green – Fuck You!

    Janelle Monáe – Dance Apocalyptic

    Taylor Swift – Shake It Off

    Britney Spears – Toxic (Armand Van Helden Remix)

    Girls Aloud – Something Kinda Ooooh

    Icona Pop – I Love It [featuring Charli XCX]

    Armand Van Helden – Koochy

    Spandau Ballet – To Cut A Long Story Short

    Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark – Enola Gay

    Human League – Fascination

    Archie Bronson Outfit – Dart For My Sweetheart

    Stellastarr* – My Coco

    Franz Ferdinand – Do You Want To

    Gang of Four – I Found That Essence Rare

    The Fall – Dead Beat Descendant

    Maxïmo Park – Our Velocity

    Sports Team – Here’s The Thing

    Super Furry Animals – God! Show Me Magic

    Elastica – Stutter

    Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – Spread Your Love

    Sum 41 – In Too Deep

    Good Charlotte – Girls & Boys

    My Chemical Romance – Teenagers

    Ramones – Beat on the Brat

    Iggy Pop – The Passenger

    Talking Heads – Girlfriend Is Better

    Siouxsie & The Banshees – Hong Kong Garden

    The Cult – She Sells Sanctuary

    The Sisters of Mercy – This Corrosion

    The Rapture – House of Jealous Lovers

    Interpol – Mammoth (Erol Alkan Rework)

    A Guy Called Gerald – Voodoo Ray (Original Mix)

    Mory Kanté – Yeke Yeke (Hardfloor Mix)

    Underworld – Cowgirl (Bedrock Mix)

    Josh Wink – Higher State of Consciousness (Dex & Jonesey’s Higher Stated Mix)

    The Stone Roses – Fools Gold

    Flowered Up – Weekender

    Happy Mondays – W.F.L. [Think About the Future]

    The Charlatans – The Only One I Know

    Inspiral Carpets – Find Out Why

    The Doors – Touch Me

    divinyls – I Touch Myself

    Yazoo – Don’t Go

    New Order – Bizarre Love Triangle

    Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip – Thou Shalt Always Kill

    Echo & The Bunnymen – Lips Like Sugar (Way Out West Remix Edit)

    LCD Soundsytem – All My Friends

    Indeep – Last Night a DJ Saved My Life

    Primal Scream – Come Together (Terry Farley Remix)

    The Bluetones – If…

    More soon.

    Cancelled

    Round about now, I was supposed to be going to see The Jesus & Mary Chain perform their Darklands album at The Roundhouse. As you can see from the above, that ain’t happening now.

    I’ve written about JAMC before, mainly in the context of me getting the hang of them via my older brother and his mates. It wasn’t until many years later that I finally got round to buying my own copy of their debut album Psychocandy, and when the Reid brothers reformed a few years ago it seemed appropriate for me and my brother to do the same, so I bought us both tickets to go see them perform that album.

    But truth be told, whilst I know Psychocandy is the record to love, it was Darklands that really got me into the band. It was one of the first non-Smiths indie albums I bought, and pretty much every track got snaffled up to make an appearance on the sixth form mix-tapes I would religiously compile every other night.

    This post was going to be a lot longer, but then in the wee small hours I noticed that Swiss Adam of Bagging Area fame was supposed to see them last night and had posted a virtual concert on Twitter (You can follow him @swissadam1 and why wouldn’t you?) and that rather took the wind out of my sails. Which I’m actually quite pleased about, as he did a far better job of it than I would have.

    So, here’s my favourite non-single track from the album, which, when we were younger, my brother took great delight in telling me was “rude”, like I hadn’t worked it out for myself:

    The Jesus & Mary Chain – Cherry Came Too

    More soon.

    50 Ways To Prove I’m Rubbish #21

    Time for another band that I absolutely adore now, but back in 1985, when they were causing a proper stink by playing 15 minute long sets with their backs to the audience, around the time that their debut album came out, I absolutely hated them.

    Often in this series, I struggle to pinpoint exactly what it was about a band or artist that I didn’t like then but do love now; often I can blame my blinkered “it’s got no guitars on it” viewpoint, but more often than not I have to shrug my shoulders and accept it was because…well…I’m a bit rubbish.

    Today’s tune poses no such problems, however, as I can easily point to the exact reason I refused to like this band back in the mid-80s: sibling rivalry, which given that the band features two brothers is a tad on the ironic side.

    My brother adored The Jesus & Mary Chain, but as far as I could see they were just two dour Scotsmen with a propensity for playing their guitars a bit too close to their amps and thereby generating a wall of unwelcome squealing feedback.

    Talk about missing the point.

    However, it was around this time that my brother and I, after years of fighting, and smashing anything we could get our hands on across each others’ back – snooker cues, violins (no one could accuse us of not being middle class) – started to decide we quite liked each other after all.

    We went to the local pub one night, for his birthday – I think it was his 19th, which would make me 17 (shhh! don’t tell the landlord), and we came away at the end of the night, properly lubricated (ok, that sounds wrong…) and announcing that we had decided the other “was alright really.”

    Shortly afterwards, I was commandeered by my brother and his mates Rob and Phil to join their pool team. I’m not sure how they had become the representatives of a pub in this respect, but somehow they had, and on the occasions when their normal fourth player wasn’t available, I was brought in.

    In case you think I was a ringer, you’re sadly mistaken. I haven’t played in years, but back then I was pretty good. However, I don’t think I won a single game, and can recall with a shudder at least one game where I tried an outlandish shot only to accidentally pot the black and thus lose the game.

    Anyway, roaring along the back roads around the villages we lived in (Rob and Phil lived in a different one to the two of us), heading to a nearby pub to shoot some pool, a compilation tape of all things goth would inevitably be played.

    I should stress that none of us considered The Jesus & Mary Chain to be goths; however, their look – black drainpipe jeans, black winkle-picker shoes, black leather jackets, the occasional black and white spotted shirt, black shades – perfectly embodied the look my pool partners were rocking at the time. You can imagine the looks they all got when they turned up at a sleepy backwater pub, asked to be pointed in the direction of the pool table before announcing they were there to pot their balls, drink their beer and (totally fail) to seduce their women.

    Those inter-pub crazy car journeys have stayed in my head ever since, partly because of the amount of times we nearly crashed, but mostly because it was then that I realised just how special The Jesus & Mary Chain were.

    I didn’t buy myself a copy of Psychocandy until a few years later, but I did go out and buy the follow up album, Darklands, pretty much on the day of release.

    For that reason, Darklands remains my J&MC album, but I have to admit that, great as it is, it’s nowhere near as magnificent as Psychocandy is.

    So here’s one from that wonderful debut album; it’s one of my favourites but it’s a real short one that often gets overlooked in favour of the more famous tracks:

    The Jesus & Mary Chain – Taste of Cindy

    More soon.