I’m not in the best of moods today. I am being held together by vodka, sleepy dust and a general distrust of people with the ability to vote. Be gentle with me.
Just as we have to try and make Brexit work, idiotic as it may be, and just as we now have to swallow the idea of a racist, misogynistic, idiotic reality TV star being the most important and influential man in the world, idiotic as that may be, so we need to buckle down and get this done. Business as usual.
So (sorry, CC), last week we ended up with Dr. John’s “Such a Night”, from his “In the Right Place” album, and the usual request for your suggestions for songs which link to that, in the hope that someone might suggest the actual next record in the actual BB sponsored chain (rest easy, anti-BBC-ites, I get no sponsorship for this), but without caring too much about that really.
There seems to be only one place to start today. Here’s The Swede:
“‘Such a Night’ was produced by Allen Toussaint , who also wrote (among many other classics) ‘Yes We Can’ by Lee Dorsey. The song was later covered brilliantly by The Pointer Sisters, though Lee’s version is the one for me.”
In case you’re wondering why I say that’s the best place to start, much like Bob the Builder, “Yes We Can” was Obama’s slogan back in 2008. I don’t think Hillary had a slogan, did she? Maybe that’s where she went wrong. But then again, “There’s a perfectly legitimate reason why I deleted those emails” was never going to resonate with the US voting public in quite the same way as “I am a vile, groping, orange excuse for a human being” seems to have done.
That’s the last mention of it, I promise.
The remainder of this week’s suggestions can, broadly, be bracketed together. Whilst some went down the New Orleans route, the majority plumped for either links to “Doctor” or links to “John” with a few (okay, more than a few) exceptions that proved the rule. Whatever that means.
So, to the Doctor links. And we’ll start with SWC “outing” Badger as a secret Dr. Hook fan:
“Hurrah a chance for Badger to finally express in words his secret love of Dr Hook.”
As it happens, Badger didn’t take the bait, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say there’s nothing wrong with a bit of Dr. Hook. Anyone else agree?
“I also have a secret love to Dr. Hook. Therefore I suggest ‘You Ain’t Got the Right’ because it meant a lot to me when I had the blues” offers Walter/Kuttowski
Thanks Walter! Hope this doesn’t rake up too many bad memories then:
Dr. Hook – You Ain’t Got the Right
The next one could fit in either the Doctor or the John category. Prompted by this comment, also from SWC:
“We could obviously go down the Dr John Cooper Clarke route. But I don’t know any of his songs. I do know that he has just released a record with Hugh Cornwell that is supposed to be quite good.”
Charity Chic knows some though, and he suggested thusly:
“Dr John Cooper Clark – You Will Never See a Nipple in the Daily Express”
John Cooper Clarke – (You Never See a Nipple in the) Daily Express
Plenty of utter tits, though.
Time for birthday boy Badger‘s suggestions:Badger
“I’ll go rather fittingly down the doctor route. And I will steer away from Dr’s Hook, Feelgood and the Medics and suggest again rather aptly: Call the Doctor by Spacemen 3”
But wait! He’s not done there:
“Failing that the Doctor Who thing that The Timelords did.”
This, you mean?:
The Timelords – Doctorin’ The Tardis
Happy birthday, Badger. We’ll ignore the Gary Glitter sample there, obviously, as it leads me rather smartly on to my first suggestion of the week, which needs no introduction:
Okay, so maybe no introduction, but maybe a nerdo explanation. The main sound plug from that is the 1970s Tom Baker Doctor-era’s theme tune, created by the BBC’s Radiophonic Workshop. More than any other TV theme tune, that version makes me want to hide behind the sofa.
Also, Orbital, having mysteriously regenerated into an act who could play live again after they split up ten years or so earlier, performed this at Glastonbury in 2010, with an actual Doctor in the house:
Here with more Doctor-based shenanigans, is Alyson:
“Got a double link but no long drawn out reason for it, just that the band is Dr Feelgood and the song is Back in The Night.”
Sometimes, less is more.
Dr. Feelgood – Back In The Night
Oh wait, I have another one. Here’s a Doctor-y band, but not the song you most often associate with them:
Spin Doctors – Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong
And so to the Johns. But first, one of those suggestions that doesn’t really fit anywhere else. Here’s The Great Gog:
“I noticed that this song [the Dr John one, remember?] features on the music video of a film called 3000 Miles To Graceland. This set me thinking about suggesting a certain Proclaimers song six times, a certain Big Country song seven and a half times, or a certain Pretenders song one and a half times. See what erratic sleep patterns do to you?
Ultimately though the far more obvious suggestion is the rather lovely Graceland from The Bible.”
Thank Gawd for that, for I have no idea which Big Country record you’re referring to (I got the other two!)
Ok, so here’s SWC, back again with the first of a series of Johns:
“My favourite John in music is the one mentioned by Alexi Sayle in his quintessentially wonderful Top 20 smash ‘Ullo John! Got a New Motor?’”
Alexei Sayle – Ullo John! Gotta New Motor?
I wish I could see all my non-UK readers scratching their heads as they listen to that.
Time for a submission from The Robster who actually gives us three suggestions, this is the second:
“…how about something by The Three Johns? Death Of The European, maybe?”
The Three Johns – Death of the European
Now, ordinarily, I wouldn’t allow multiple suggestions for the same artiste, but today, well today’s different, for today the first of these is about John Cooper Clarke. It’s not often I get to post a GCSE approved poet, so I’ll let it slide this time.
Here’s Swiss Adam from Bagging Area:
“John Cooper Clarke – it has to be Twat.”
I imagine Dirk will be happy with that suggestion.
And so, to the rest. Over to Charity Chic (again):
“So The Animals and Dr John are by no means the only artists to extol the virtues of New Orleans. So Native American band Redbone pitch in with The Witch Queen of New Orleans.”
Redbone – The Witch Queen Of New Orleans
He’s not done yet though, oh no:
“So band members and brothers Pat and Lolly Vegas also contribute on an absolute classic – Harlan County by Jim Ford.”
Let’s pop back to hear The Robster’s other two suggestions:
“On the song title – we could have the classic December 1963 (Oh What A Night) by the Four Seasons….”
The Four Seasons – December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)
Would have gone for “The Night” myself, but there you go.
“And on the artist himself – Dr. John released a tribute album to Louis Armstrong a couple of years ago. One of the songs he covered was Mack The Knife. I can’t think of anything better to include here than the wonderful original by Satchmo himself.”
Louis Armstrong – Mack The Knife
Who wants to suggest the worst record of the week?
“I’ve got the worst song for you this week. The band Racey also recorded a song called Such a Night, but I suspect most of us know them for Lay Your Love On Me. Truly terrible”
Personally, I remember them for “Some Girls” and for the lead singer’s (third one in on that picture) ability to eat an apple through a tennis racket.
But who knew there were so many links between Dr John and Racey? Here’s Rigid Digit:
“Racey also recorded a track called “Kitty” on their debut album. With a bit of gender re-orientation and a video a featuring Cheerleaders it became the one and only hit for Toni Basil, ‘Hey Mickey'”
Somewhere in the back of my mind this struck a chord, so I checked it out, and scarred though I now am for having listed to four Racey songs on the trot, he’s not wrong. It’s a bit like Scott English’s “Brandy” being changed to Barry Manilow’s “Mandy”, although apparently any rumours about English’s original being about his dog are purely fictional.
Anyway, here’s Toni Basil, in all her cheer-leading, one hit wonderness:
George is back:
“…and from such truly dreadful stick-pins-in-your-eyes [I’ve told you before George, if you don’t like hearing something, go for the ears every time over the eyes] song to this: The Drifters recorded a song called Such a Night, with the legendary Clyde McPhatter on lead vocal. And as a solo artist Clyde McPhatter recorded “The Treasure Of Love'”
Clyde McPhatter – Treasure Of Love
And since people are coming back for another go, here’s Alyson:
“…my only real memory of Dr John is when he appeared on the BBC Charity record Perfect Day, where he popped in 2oth and then 26th order in the line-up. Very scarily that was made in 1997, nearly 20 years ago. That does link to Lou Reed and his original version which popped up in the film Trainspotting the year before and I don’t know about you but I feel bombarded today with trailers for Trainspotting 2 (in a good way). Will go with Lou Reed and Perfect Day as well if you have time?”
Have time??? Not only do I have time for this:
…I also have time for this:
I cannot wait for that to land. The first film is one of my favourite films ever, and I was already excited about it, but when I saw that, which has just enough call backs to the first film to intrigue me even further…well, I’ve already started scouring the local cinema listings waiting for it to appear.
Here’s Dirk. Dirk has a different way of dealing the idea of linking records together. Whilst the rest of us ponder the staple tune and think of songs to link to it, Dirk seems to decide on what record he wants to hear then just make up any old stuff to get to it:
“Rumour has it that said Jim in the tune was not only angry about Dr. John trying to steal his woman, in fact he was incandescent with fury, so much so that he nearly was about to explode! A true story, of course, which some time later led Jack White to write “Jimmy The Exploder”, so there you are ….”
The White Stripes – Jimmy The Exploder
Right, well, if you’re having that, then I’m having this. If Jimmy exploded, then you would need something or someone to clear that Mr Creosote-esque mess up. And who better, then, than Jimmy The Hoover?
Since I allowed two poems by John Cooper Clarke in earlier, I don’t suppose I can get all sniffy about another Dr. Feelgood suggestion, can I? Here’s Walter/Kuttowski, back for seconds, and, as it turns out, those creative juices must be flowing, thirds:
“My first thought was on Dr. Feelgood and Wilco Johnson (his real name is John Wilkinson) a band that was the link between pubrock and early punk. I suggest their Sneaking Suspicion.”
Dr. Feelgood – Sneakin’ Suspicion
Did I say “thirds”?
“Thinking about ‘night’ Saturday night comes to my mind. Don’t worry but I won’t suggest the Bee Gee’s at this place. I remember The Leyton Buzzards another band that was active in the late 70’s. Therefore I suggest ‘Saturday Night Beneath The Plastic Palm Trees.'”
I was more worried you might suggest Whigfield, to be honest.
Leyton Buzzards – Saturday Night Beneath The Plastic Palm Trees
Rigid Digit’s back, and thankfully this time he doesn’t come armed with any Racey-based factoids:
“Dr John’s real name is Malcolm John “Mac” Rebennack (thank you wikipedia).
Malcolm is one of those un-Rock n Roll names – there are a few but not many.
Malcolm Young – a choice AC/DC track to follow next?
Malcolm McLaren – sticking with the previous possible Animal link, how about Buffalo Gals?”
As you haven’t actually suggested it, you can have the album version rather than the catchier single version:
Malcolm McLaren – Buffalo Gals
Or: “Malcolm Owen – lead singer of The Ruts.
From that lot I nominate “Staring At The Rude Boys” – the last Ruts single released before Malcolm Owen’s death (suicide?) in 1980″
RD is right to query the nature of Owen’s death. A heroin overdose, I think, so possibly not suicide.
The Ruts – Staring At The Rude Boys
Whilst we’re on Malcolms, here’s Rol, who wins this week’s “Most Blatant Plug for his own Blog” Award.
“I thought I’d see how many songs I could come up with that mentioned a Malcolm in the lyrics. I thought there’d be very few; turns out I could easily populate a Top Ten… although a lot of them would be about Malcolm X.”
As it happens, he was going somewhere with this, so I’ll allow this subtle slice of product placement.
“‘Malcolm Solves His Problems With A Chainsaw’ by the Arrogant Worms is worthy of a mention though.”
The Arrogant Worms – Malcolm Solves His Problems With A Chain Saw
And so to The Beard:
“Dr John’s 2012 album Locked Down was produced by Dan Auerbach from The Black Keys. Dan was also the name of Alan Partridge’s one time best friend (“Dan. Dan. Dan. DAN. DAN…”). Alan Partridge when not presenting Skirmish, a military based general knowledge quiz show on digital cable television channel UK Conquest, could be found behind the wheels at Radio Norwich where, among extolling the virtues of other deep cuts, he implored listeners to “kommen sie bitte und listen to Kraftwerk”. Cue, The Model…”
Actually, if you go on that there YouTube, someone has done a mix of The Model with the Partridge quote to which you allude sampled on it, over and over and over and over and over again, ad nauseum. It’s too annoying to post a link too. I bear no responsibility for you seeking it out yourself this way.
Now. I was all ready to apologise to Rol for posting ten songs earlier today about how annoyed I am with certain world events, but having just checked his blog, I need not have worried. Turns out, there’s plenty of songs we can use to illustrate what a dick Trump is.
Anyway, here’s Rol, with the last two suggestions of the week:
“1. In the lyrics to Such A Night, Dr. John sings “You came here with my best friend Jim, and here I am, trying to steal you away from him…”
One famous Jim who’s obviously lost his woman to another man (even though he claims it’s nobody else’s fault) is Jimmy Buffet in the song Margaritaville.”
Jimmy Buffett – Margaritaville
“2. Dr. John performed Such A Night in The Band’s famous Last Waltz concert. One of my favourite waltzes is Margo’s Waltz by Lloyd Cole.”
There’s a reason that I’ve left Rol’s final suggestion until last: he came perilously close to suggesting the official record in the official Chain:
“Dr John played at The Last Waltz, which was The Band’s final concert…”
28. The Band – Up On Cripple Creek
Anyway, as I pack the cigar away (not a Clinton reference), all that’s left for me to do is invite you to submit your suggestions for songs that link to The Band’s “Up On Cripple Creek”, along with your description of the link which needs to get past my incredibly rigorous vetting process, via the Comments section down below.
And, I guarantee, unless anyone suggests the same record, I have the worst one for next week already down.
See you next week.