It comes to something when people consider you old fashioned because you prefer your iPod to streaming music via your phone.
But having dabbled with three of the major streaming services when they’ve offered me a month or two free, that’s exactly where I am.
Not that anyone has said anything to me, but I see people’s puzzled or concerned or sneering looks when they see me using an iPod, and know what they’re thinking: ‘Come on Grandad, get with the times!’ or perhaps something less polite.
I have my reasons for sticking with my iPod, which I’m going to tell you whether you like it or not:
- How many times has one of those streaming services actually recommended a song to you, based on your listening history, that you liked, but was unaware of before it nudged you in its direction? Not many, I would imagine. I don’t need my phone to tell me what tunes are excellent any more than I need it to tell me how to spell disestablishmentarianism. One once recommended an obscure little-known track called Bohemian Rhapsody to me. That’s six minutes of my life I’m never getting back. Turns out I’d heard it before;
- Whenever I’ve had a free trial with one of them, all I’ve done is stream songs I already own and have (mostly) paid for. I’m tight. Why would I want to pay somebody for the privilege of listening to a song I already own?;*
- They cut out when the signal is weak, my iPod doesn’t. When using The Streamers, I lost count of the amount of time I would suddenly find I could hear the in-store playlist of my local supermarket rather than the groovy tunes I was listening to;
- I’ve got 256GB of storage on my iPod. That’s a lot of songs, plenty to keep me going for the small amount I travel. And each of those songs I already know and like enough to have bought and to have downloaded onto my iPod, so its (generally) a pleasure to hear them.
Although in the plus column there’s this:
- I’m socking it to ‘The Man’.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m no Luddite. I’m not about to start lobbing clogs at people streaming music on their phones. I have no issue with technological progress. I’m not suggesting we all go back to Sony Walkmen, or portable CD players (that you had to carry carefully, flat, walking slowly for fear of making the CD jump) or MiniDisc players, surely the Betamax video of the music-on-the-go generation.
Also in the plus column is the utter joy of the serendipitous moments which I’ve only ever experienced when I have my iPod on shuffle; when it throws up a song which I need to hear, or is perfectly suited to my surroundings. Like the time I was on The Strand in London and my iPod decided to play me Roxy Music’s Do The Strand, which was fantastic, not just because of the appropriateness of the setting, but because of the brilliance of that line about rhododendrons being nice flowers.
I’ve convinced myself that sometimes – just sometimes – my iPod knows what I need to hear, whilst The Streamers are busy working out what I’d like to hear based on what I’ve listened to before by way of some fancy algorithm.
I had one of these serendipitous moments this week. (See, I am going somewhere with this.) I had to go into the office on Thursday, a real ball-ache of a journey, if I’m honest, where I have to leave my house no later than 6:30am to get to the office by 9:00am, and don’t get home until almost 8:00pm. But work have been kind enough to say I can continue working from home as long as I come into the office when required, usually no more than a couple of times each month, so I can’t really complain.
Anyway, without wishing to get all Tommy Train Timetable on you, I have to change trains at Stevenage on the commute in and back; there’s usually a ten minute or so wait for my connecting train, but this week my train home was late, and so I sat on the platform shivering and getting more and more annoyed until it finally arrived.
Midway through this torturous wait, as I watched the Expected At time tick another minute into the future, my iPod (on shuffle, mind) went into serendipity mode and selected this song, her break-through single from her 1988 Short Sharp Shocked album:
Needless to say, by the time the song had ended, the word Anchorage had been supplemented in my mind by the word Stevenage, and suddenly I felt a whole lot better about the situation.
I even considered writing a pastiche version where her friend in the song is called Steven, but decided against it. I don’t think the world is ready for a song which goes Steven’s stuck in Stevenage...
More soon.
*This is the main reason, obviously.