So let me start of by apologising, to those that care, for the absence of a Friday Night Music Club last night. The mix is done, but at the end of another gruelling week, I just couldn’t muster up the energy to write it up, especially when, having watched both series of the UK version along with the first season of the Australian version, I was nearly at the end of the second series of the antipodean version of The Traitors.
No spoilers for any of them here, I promise.
I didn’t watch the first series of the UK version at the time of transmission, and having seen it plastered all over social media at the time, I had taken against it, assuming it was just another reality show that I wouldn’t like (see also Love Island – I just don’t get the appeal). But when a friend (Hel, of course) got in touch after S1 had concluded to ask if I’d watched it, and seemed genuinely surprised to find when I answered in the negative, telling me that it was something I’d absolutely love, I determined to watch it sometime.
And then S2 came around, and although I hadn’t got round to watching S1, I thought I’d give it a go. And to say I bloody loved it is an understatement. The thing is, and don’t ever tell her I said this, but Hel is always right, as I’m sure her husband has found out since they got together.
In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past couple of months and haven’t watched it and/or, more importantly, haven’t seen who the winner(s) were, then let me explain the concept: it’s The Apprentice meets Big Brother meets a Murder Mystery Weekend (70s Jon Pertwee-hosted gameshow Whodunnit? is a solid point of reference, for those old enough, and with a memory that isn’t addled by drink, drugs, or a delicious combination of the two, to remember it), Twenty-odd cash-hungry egotist twats go to (in the UK version) a castle in Scotland where an unspecified number of them are secretly selected by host, the perma-orange fringed goddess Claudia Winkleman to be Traitors, the rest are the Faithful. The Traitors get to ‘murder’ one of the Faithful every night, the Faithful have to work out who is a Traitor, and get to vote to banish one contestant every episode, usually, accidentally , a Faithful (“Ooops! Aren’t we stooopid?”). If any of the Traitors are left standing at the end, then they win all of the prize pot, which is added to every day by way of a daily task.
It’s absolutely fascinating stuff, watching the Faithful try and sniff out the Traitors, generally getting it wrong, and watching the gameplan of the Traitors play out. I lost count of the amount of times, over the four series I’ve now watched, I found myself thinking just how utterly stupid some people are (perhaps to be expected in the Aussie version – JOKE before I get swamped by angry messages) but then, the viewer knows who is a Traitor from the off, but that doesn’t dampen the emotions.
A tune (the only one I own with the word Traitor in the title):
Unless you count this too (any excuse to post some Kirsty!):
Anyway: Friday Night Music Club will be back next week. Honest.
All of this treacherous talk leads me neatly on to the question of why things are so gruelling for me at the moment. Well, it links to a somewhat oblique reference I left here recently about having some news which I couldn’t divulge just yet. But the cat’s out of the bag at work now, so there’s no longer any issue with me writing about it here, as long as I’m not dumb enough to mention who my current employers are.
As many of you will know, I work for one of the London Borough councils. I lived in said Borough for approaching 10 years. A couple of years ago, when my landlord decided to sell the flat I lived in, the new owners swiftly served me with an eviction notice, as they wanted to completely refurbish the flat so they could charge loads more than the rent I was paying (at least, that’s what I’ve convinced myself was the reason…who knows…?), which had almost doubled in the time I lived there.
Unwilling to go back to flat-sharing with complete strangers, and unable to pay the amount it would cost me to rent a place on my own anywhere in London at the short-notice I was given, I moved north to Peterborough, the area where I grew up. I got management’s (verbal) approval to work from home, as I and all my colleagues had done during lockdown, on the condition that I came into the office for monthly team and any other important meetings I needed to attend, and on the understanding that the situation may change at any time.
Last year, the situation changed; we were asked to come into the office twice a month. This was for those of us who did not live locally; everyone else had to go in more frequently. But twice a month? No problem. It’d be nice to see everyone every now and again.
But I could see trouble on the horizon, so stuck my CV on a couple of those Get-a-New-Job apps. The problem was that were I to take a job locally, I’d lose out on London-weighting with my salary. Consequently, nothing I saw or was contacted about tickled my fancy or indeed my wallet, for that matter.
Then in January, the goal posts got moved again. We received an email advising us that: “…the required number of days in the office as per the ‘Smart Working Policy’ are to be strictly applied.
This is 2 days per week in the office for staff and 3 days per week for managers.
The 2/3 days per week rule is to apply regardless of whether people have children, people live a long way away, people have mobility issues, and “everyone else”.”
You’ll note that two of those ‘regardless’ stipulations – mobility and proximity – apply to me. To quote Kris Kristofferson: it’s nice to learn that everybody’s so concerned about my health, .
Whilst I can legally drive, I haven’t done so for over 20 years, and in any event, my current medical condition makes it unwise for me to be in charge of a car. So, when I travel into the office, I have to use public transport, namely the UK’s glorious and notoriously cost-effective railway network.
Sheena Easton – Morning Train (9 to 5)
On the days when I have to go to the office, I catch the 6:05 train from Peterborough. I get home at around 19:30, if I’m lucky and there’s been no delays.
It’s exhausting.
And: it costs me just shy of £60 each time I go into work. Do the maths: 8 trips per month at £60 a pop works out at around £480.00 per month.
Just shy of £500 a month, just to go to work.
Ian Dury & The Blockheads – What a Waste
The decision had been made for me. Suddenly, it no longer made economic sense for me to stay in my current job; London-weighting no longer played a part in my decision making.
This week, I was contacted by a firm who had spotted my CV online, who will offer me a salary comparable with my current one, who are happy for me to work from home 100% of the time, and if I’m succesful, will include that as a clause in my contract.
I spoke with them on Wednesday, and passed the initial screening interview. I now have a full interview with them this Friday.
I can tell you all of this now as I spoke with my line managers earlier this week to tell them where I’m at. Admittedly, this was prompted by someone within our ranks telling them that I “wasn’t happy”. To be fair, they’ve been remarkably understanding; it wasn’t them who brought in the new rules, they can’t change what has been set up by those further up the food-chain than them, but they can see why I have to leave.
Marvin Gaye – Got to Give It Up (Part 1)
Wish me luck, folks.
More soon.