Some more simple lessons today.
- Shorten the title
- Be a band that personifies a current musical trend
- Add a couple of phrases which mean nothing, but can be repeated to show incredulity (i.e. “You’re twisting my melons, man!” and “Call the cops!”)
- Most importantly, have a bloke in the band who contributes nothing musically, but who just dances in a way that every teenager can copy.
Like this, in other words:
To illustrate point 4, here’s the video and Bez (as if you needed telling):
And here’s the longer titled, less cool, Bez-free original version: