In the early hours of this morning, I was woken by the death knell that is the BBC app news flash.
Expecting it to foretell imminent Trump-inspired apocalyptical oblivion, I read it, only to find some dirty old man wearing a dressing gown in a big house had died, surrounded by women at not even half his age, who he had enticed into his world with a set of clip-on rabbit ears.
That man was Playboy magazine founder, Hugh Hefner.
*Insert joke about tossing and turning myself back to sleep here*
So, as I imagine you’ll be hearing this record accompanying the news updates a lot today, I figured I’d get in first: