2016: I’m going to kill off all of your heroes.
2020: Hold my beer.
Amongst all of the great institutions which have been postponed – Glastonbury, Euro 2020 – for the year at least, lies one other: the greatest night to be on Twitter – Eurovision.
Not too much of a hardship, you might say, and ordinarily you’d be right.
But far above the UK getting as close to nil points as possible because everybody hates us, there would have been this song, which not only should have been crowned winner, but also would have fallen into that rare category: a Eurovision song that’s actually quite good.
In fact, more than quite good, some might say (okay, me, I might say that, in fact I am saying that or there’d be no point to this post).
All hail the great uncrowned champions of Eurovision 2020: Finland and, specifically, Daði Freyr:
I’m right, right?