The unusual time that the Easter weekend has landed this year means that today is the day that many kids across the UK will have to haul their arses into school after a two week break.
Because of this, I thought I’d try to remind them…erm…what they go to school for.
And because my admittedly-rashly titled series where I try to bust the Monday morning blues doesn’t really translate to something I’m posting on a Tuesday morning.
And because kids need to learn that you can start loads of consecutive sentences with the words “And because” if you want to.
And because I think this is a bloody great pop record.
Nope, you’re right. I have no shame.