Cher once sang:
“If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I’d take back those words that hurt you
And you’d stay.”
Well, Cher, today’s your lucky day!
“I don’t know why I did the things I did,” she added, clearly referencing the over-use of the vocoder on the assault on our ears that was “Believe”.
Tune in this time next year when I’ll be making almost exactly the same joke about either Aqua or Johnny Hates Jazz.