Not sure what this is doing here.
“Oi, Chrissy! You’re early. No, you’re not supposed to be here today. Sunday afternoon, that’s when we do the acoustic stuff. Not Wednesdays. What do you mean you were told to turn up on today? Who told you that?? Ah well, you’re here now. You may as well go ahead.”
“And will you make you mind up whether your band name has a “The” at the start of it or not please?”
That’ll do. Can’t imagine anyone reading anything into me posting this…