It’s my birthday today.
When you’re birthday is a) on a Monday, and b) two days before pay-day, it’s hard to work up much enthusiasm.
And, let’s not go into the whole “how old I am” shebang, please.
If you really want to know, then I’ll let you do the donkey work, by just saying that this was the No. 1 single in the UK when I was born:
Read into that what you will.