So to summarise: yesterday was my birthday. Spurs thrashed Man City 4-1. Good. Wales beat England in the egg-chasing. As an Englishman who lived in Wales for 20 years, I can’t be upset about this. I do wish I was still in Cardiff for the party that undoubtedly happened last night though.
Instead, I got very, very drunk which means this morning I can post this:
I’ll see you on the other side of the plink plink fizz.